Gummer Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job from someone with no teeth (hence the gummer), while taking a shit on the toilet (hence the blumpkin).

Donald was the most delighted when ol' Betsy from room 309 came down the hall before midnight and surprised him with a Gummer Blumpkin on his birthday; needless to say, that's one way to keep the Doctor away!

by Willywonkered August 9, 2025

Summer Gummer

A toothless ass bitch who gives head to anyone who has a dick.

Yeah he got head from Summer Gummer

by DontGuessWho February 17, 2025

Gummer

In the web3 community, especially in Aurory, signifies recognition as a true legend.

Being named gummer in the web3 community, especially in Aurory, signifies recognition as a true legend.

That legend is Gummer.

by WEB3GUY June 24, 2024

Burt Gummer

A survivalist and expert graboid hunter.

Burt Gummer is a man who has been called many things, but he is truly a survivalist.

by Midwestern idiot July 26, 2024

Flub Gummer

When a person with no teeth mispronounces a word.

Wow I never imagined her to be such a Flub Gummer when she took out her teeth.

by Dm 138 January 11, 2023

Junkie gummer

When you get a blowjob from a meth head.

Oral sex from a meth head especially with tooth loss.

After leaving the party Connor was walking home and got a junkie gummer for twenty bucks!

by Thejimbo August 4, 2023

Gummer

A gummer is a person who when smiles shows off the the entirety of their maxillary (upper tooth structure). This consists of the teeth as well as the gums superior to said teeth.

This is also an alternative to the horse face

Bob: hey mark, come check this girl out I found on tinder!
Mark: woah! What’s up with her face?
Bob: she’s a gummer mark.
Mark: that’s tough.

by Matt_mcd1117 September 10, 2023