Windy gummer

A toothless blowjob or a blowjob from a crackho with rotten teeth

The only hummer I want is a good ole windy gummer

by Tiffnichole November 27, 2021

Sweepy Gummer

It’s the favor you can do for your significant other if you are mentally unstable and have fake teeth and perform oral sex after removing dentures while they doze off to sleep.

David told me the other day that Tracey lost her teeth and gave him a sweepy gummer before bed.

by 696dfsdnkg December 28, 2019

South Franklin Gummer

(sowth frayn•klin gum•er)
Noun

The act of receiving oral stimulation from A homeless denizen with a crippling meth addiction in the Alaska State Capitol. To be a Proper Franklin St. Gummer, said denizen must be devoid of teeth, though not entirely necessary.

Oh, man, when I took a tour up to Alaska, last summer, I got to experience what the locals call a South Franklin Gummer!

by Bandit 989 February 24, 2021

Summer Gummer

A toothless ass bitch who gives head to anyone who has a dick.

Yeah he got head from Summer Gummer

by DontGuessWho February 17, 2025

Junkie gummer

When you get a blowjob from a meth head.

Oral sex from a meth head especially with tooth loss.

After leaving the party Connor was walking home and got a junkie gummer for twenty bucks!

by Thejimbo August 4, 2023

Gummer The Llama

Gummer The Llama is a fucking cute-ass animal with stubby little legs, a poofy lil tail-ball, and eyes of hope. He is the absolute symbol of beauty and happiness. Everyone loves that motherfucker, or you're wrong.

"Oh my God, Gummer The Llama is so adorable."

"No, he's ugly."

"Well, you're wrong and I'm about to commit a hate crime because you said that."

by PowerTower920 July 19, 2019

Gummer

A certain amount of cocaine (stretching from teeth to jaw) in order to induce a peak high at the same time as your friends. Used by the CIA every 9/11 to astral project into the terrorist communities to prevent anyone from doing more world trade center collapses.

If we gave him a gummer we wouldn't have enough for the rest of us (in order to astral project)

by Hotpies September 22, 2023