squeegee method

The act of grabbing the penis by its base and sliding your compressed fingers along the shaft to the tip to get any remaining fluids out of it. Can be performed either to clear sperm or urine from the penis. An alternative to "shaking".

1.

Guy 1: Do you shake when you're done?
Guy 2: No man, I use the squeegee method.

2.

...and then I used the squeegee method to get the rest of my cum onto her chest.

by zlh5009 September 19, 2011

shower squeegee

The sponge like object you use in the shower too wash your body with.....

My girlfriend and I share my shower squeegee, to wash each other in the shower.

by T&B...143...F&A... July 22, 2024

Curdish Squeegee

(Verb) (Action) : To lightly glaze the breasts of a recognized sweaty woman with semen, to squeegee said semen off of the breast with one's penis, and, then, enjoy the sensation of oral sucking applied of said breast infused semen from one's phallus.

I was going to superman that hoe, but she told me she needed that Curdish Squeegee.

by JusttheSqueegee June 3, 2018

Atikokan Squeegee

The act of a man ejaculating on a woman’s midsection and having the woman squeegee the cum into her vagina with the intention of getting pregnant.

Yo Bro you have a kid now? Ya bro I banged this chick and she did the Atikokan Squeegee.

by Wordsmith19783 September 25, 2022

Burrito Squeegee

The act of taking a handful of feces (preferably moist and mushy) and using it as lubricant to masturbate.

"I heard they used shit for the hot chocolate when they ran out!"
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."

by Clark Speyhawk July 8, 2019

Cum Squeegee

Cum Squeegee - when a female receives a facial from a male and gets seamen on her glasses so you have to squeegee her glasses clean

“Dude I came on this chicks glasses and had to give her a cum squeegee so she could see”

by Milf Destroyer 420 August 5, 2024

rocket squeegee

The act of hiring a preferably cheap prostitute and having her spray you with windex. Then she will mount you and proceed to run her high milage vagina all over your body which will then create the squeaky sound of a squeegee.

Bro I totally got rocket squeegeed last night!

Man that's just gross, seriously don't tell me these things.

by The Name November 20, 2013