Minnesota milkman

A fisherman who has trouble catching fish in the cold winter season in Florida. After several failed attempts they have to rely on milking their cold Willy to catch the swimmers they disperse.

Yeah, he’s been fishing for the past few weeks with no luck. Looks like he’s going to have to be a Minnesota milkman now.

by LilJiggyP February 22, 2025

“Milkman”

A mentally unstable black guy who loves white women, alcohol, and meth. Typically has ## amounts of DUIs and rape allegations.

Oh no! The federal reserve of vodka and meth has been robbed! Oh well must’ve been “milkman”

by Dr Based Male Sigmius (PhD) May 23, 2025

Milkman

Is i man who can produce milk in many was. There is a 90% chance that he has clapped your mother

AYO BRO, THE MILKMAN CLAPPED YOUR MOM BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

by Rengokus..crusty.eye August 14, 2021

The Milkman

When you and your friend nut on each others hands and rub it on your dicks.

Me and Ted did the milkman yesterday. (no homo)

by Painus Cupcake April 10, 2019

Milkman

A man who breastfeeds babies

The mother died in child birth so the father became the milkman for the newborn.

by hungryhungryhiphopanonymous May 23, 2019

Milkman

A person who takes the cap off of a milk carton and puts their dick in the carton hole like a pussy.

Carl: I finally found out what Steve does in his bedroom, the guy's a total Milkman.

by Professional Educator September 20, 2020

Milkman

People who get paid by the hour and milk the clock

Shane Vanweort is the milkman of mccafams

by Adkrcowboys9488 December 27, 2018