kenneth

To be gay or to be "Brokeback"

"Dude, dont be kenneth about it"
"I think that guy is Kenneth, cause i saw him in Hillcrest"

by Funky Rider November 22, 2006

A Kenneth

Guy who tell's everyone he gets pussy, but then to find out he get's no pussy and is scared to show his face and gets rejected by every girl.

Buddy you're the literally definition of A Kenneth

by HaverDasher January 14, 2020

Kenneth

Kenneth Exist like everyone else

Whao Kenneth exists like everyone else-

by just_Another_Person6 October 4, 2019

kenneth

he’s so sexy. hottest guy you’ll ever meet, and he’s PACKING like let me tell ya. btw he’s also great in the bed. get yourself a kenneth. especially one with curly hair

That guy has amazing hair, must be a kenneth.

by urgfcallsmedaddy May 21, 2020

Kenneth

A tall lengthy man, with an ass of a God, and with a long chode

Summoning Kenneth is the worst possible thing you could do. He will skullfuck you til kingdom come

by Keene High School September 30, 2021

Kenneth

He's a cool straight due and a cool friend he loves protein and is bad with tech but he's fun to be around, he's the best himbo but he's also a nerd

He's a total Kenneth that's why he's cool

by heyKART August 24, 2021

Kenneth

Middle aged man, typically white, causes an inconvenience to everyone him due to wanting this HIS way. Complains a lot but has no solutions when asked. Making sure that solutions to others' problems causes them more problems due to him feeling offended although he isn't even remotely affected. The male version of Karen.

Kenneth complains that his favorite parking spot was replaced by a ramp for wheel chairs. He will write to his local congressman to make sure there are less spaces for handicapped people outside of the tool store.

Kenneth will demand to not have to stand in line to any attractions in Disney land because he saw a young child with autism get to skip.

Uses the term fairness, equality and freedom a lot in his arguments. Will never admit he is wrong.

My cousin will brag about his strength but refuse to wear a mask during a pandemic because he finds it suffocating, he is such a Kenneth.

by sexlaxarienlaxask February 27, 2023