you can’t play hitler’s harmonica

Inspired by the movie “Rat Race”, this is used when someone is doing something they shouldn’t do.

Kyle: i’m making uncarbonated soda
Me: you can’t play hitler’s harmonica!

by harmonica March 30, 2021

Meat Harmonica

Motorboating the shaft of a man's member from side-to-side, resembling the playing a harmonica.

"During a BJ last night, Heidi gave me the ol' meat harmonica!"

by The Heidi & Frank Show September 23, 2020

Swedish Harmonica

When a womans pussy lips are snipped off and sown to her asshole

The police officer failed to give the motorist a warning resulting in him coming home to his wife in bed crying over her new Swedish Harmonica

by Fagbag 409 June 13, 2018

Harmonica joint

A certain of joint-rolling called a "flaming backflip" (you can look this up anywhere) cuts a hole along the paper, so you must inhale through the hole instead of through the roach. The result looks as though the smoker is playing a harmonica

try to roll a flaming backflip. it will probably turn into a harmonica joint. you tube the flaming backflip.

by lost1516 December 18, 2011

Midwest Harmonica

When a male has sex with a female and holds her leg in the air and straddles her other leg simultaneously farting

Anakin: “Hey Tony, did you see how I gave Susan a Midwest Harmonica last night?”

Tony: “I wish that was me”

by Magic Cheese December 10, 2025

Billy Harmonica and his Merry Band

A cutting edge band, beloved in Palm Beach Society, often performing for the viscount and protoss of plutarch.

Billy Harmonica and his Merry Band wowed Natasha and Tabasco, while General Kazoo frowned.

by chaseoff May 22, 2014

Spicy harmonica

Put hot sauce on vagina then blow like a harmonica

I have some extra hot sauce..

Can we do the spicy harmonica

by Astralonion December 31, 2021