First and foremost,...ITALIANS AND ONLY ITALIANS CAN BE A GUIDO! The REAL Guido is a rare thing these days. The real Guidos are in their 30's and 40's now. They were children of the 70's and 80's when the Guido movement was at its prime. Not like these wanna be jerk offs you see now. With that in mind,...theres a few things I need to get off my hairy chest:
NO and I repeat NO Guido would EVER EVER wear the $hit these kids wear today.
Ultra baggy jogging suits by Sean Jean, Roccawear and FUBU? (ESPECIALLY FUBU which Stands for "FOR US BY US" a black company, aimed at marketing to the black community,..HELLO,...They dont WANT us buying it and wearing it, and some ignorant wannabes keep buying them!) Were Italians,..not "wiggers" smarten up! In the 80's we wore Sergio T and Fila Jogging suits,..Now we wear $300 Genellis and Alan Stuarts.
And The hats,..whats with the hats? Baseball hats tilted to the side? Another Wigger thing! Gimmie a Fu&king break! Guidos spend too much time on their hair to cover it with a gay "Von Dutch" hat. If your gonna wear a hat,..wear it normally,..have some class.
Yes, we still swear gold chains, bracelets, pinky rings and watches. We dont wear our chains over our shirts,..we havent done that since the 80's! Yes its YELLOW gold, not white and we dont wear TRENDY platenium. Thats a fad,..Yellow gold is classy and timeless. Wearing platenium chains with giant crosses and other charms is stupid,..Dont do it
In a few years,..when you look back at pics of yourselves,...with your crooked hat,..wigger clothes and jumbo chains you'll embarassed by that $hit. And you should be! Wannabe!
NO and I repeat NO Guido would EVER EVER wear the $hit these kids wear today.
Ultra baggy jogging suits by Sean Jean, Roccawear and FUBU? (ESPECIALLY FUBU which Stands for "FOR US BY US" a black company, aimed at marketing to the black community,..HELLO,...They dont WANT us buying it and wearing it, and some ignorant wannabes keep buying them!) Were Italians,..not "wiggers" smarten up! In the 80's we wore Sergio T and Fila Jogging suits,..Now we wear $300 Genellis and Alan Stuarts.
And The hats,..whats with the hats? Baseball hats tilted to the side? Another Wigger thing! Gimmie a Fu&king break! Guidos spend too much time on their hair to cover it with a gay "Von Dutch" hat. If your gonna wear a hat,..wear it normally,..have some class.
Yes, we still swear gold chains, bracelets, pinky rings and watches. We dont wear our chains over our shirts,..we havent done that since the 80's! Yes its YELLOW gold, not white and we dont wear TRENDY platenium. Thats a fad,..Yellow gold is classy and timeless. Wearing platenium chains with giant crosses and other charms is stupid,..Dont do it
In a few years,..when you look back at pics of yourselves,...with your crooked hat,..wigger clothes and jumbo chains you'll embarassed by that $hit. And you should be! Wannabe!
by A REAL Cugine! April 20, 2005
Get the guidomug. A cheesy motherfucker with thinning hair because he combs it too much and a dog of a girlfriend/sister called a "Stella". They wear a lot of GOLD...be it the color of their velour pants, their fake rolex or their shoes. Guidos love bling bling but not the right kind. Guidos are always catholic and love their mommas. Guidos have big noses and beedy eyes.
by blah March 23, 2005
Get the Guidomug. Some dude from New Jersey in his mid 30s that tries to act cool. he Spends 45 minutes in the bathroom everyday trying to style his hair instead of spending time with his wife. He also is a Giant pussy and can't take anything as a joke. He comes home everyday complaing to his wife everyday for stupid shit.
by LmaoTendencies123617 May 24, 2021
Get the Guidomug. A ‘Guido’, also known as ‘Guidoing’ or ‘guido’d’, is the act of stating information within a group chat when said information was previously posted by another member.
BG: Damn did you guys see that picture of my dads micro pp?
SK: I posted it yesterday after I took the picture
BG: Damn I just Guido’d so hard.
SK: I posted it yesterday after I took the picture
BG: Damn I just Guido’d so hard.
by (b)S.G.O.Z(g) December 21, 2021
Get the Guidomug. 
A derogatory term for an Italian American.
by e3fret5 April 14, 2006
Get the Guidomug. An Italian mans name, english equivalent is Guy. It has largly become a derogatory term used by American 'testa di merda' (italian for shitheads)
by Giovanni Russo December 28, 2005
Get the Guidomug.