(n.) cunnillingus performed in the morning, shortly after waking up - so named as a play on "eating pussy"; another word for pussy.
The only thing better than a wake-and-bake is a breakfast of champions.
A:I don't like the word "pussy". I call mine, "breakfast of champions".
A:I don't like the word "pussy". I call mine, "breakfast of champions".
by ka-chan April 12, 2012
Get the breakfast of championsmug. the guy in a group of friends that has sex with the fattest chick, until someone else has ex with a fatter chick, that guy holds the title as the HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
dude jon fucked this chick last night, and she must of been 230 lbs. I think that makes him the Heavyweight Champion of Lyndonville
by sammythejuice October 30, 2011
Get the Heavyweight Championmug. A twat waffle that has no clue about reality who when presented an opportunity can fuck up a free lunch,
usually a plant engineer.
usually a plant engineer.
by weedrx March 29, 2017
Get the engineering championmug. I read Breakfast of Champions aloud last night to my girlfriend, but she couldn't understand it as my mouth was full of vagina.
by JT Dollar Sign November 7, 2003
Get the breakfast-of-championsmug. The Breakfast of Champions is staining my teeth
by drunk money November 10, 2008
Get the Breakfast of Championsmug. by Zigz November 5, 2003
Get the breakfast-of-championsmug. "have you heard of Alana Champion? She's so sick!"
"yeah, she's so unique! she doesnt give a fuk about what people think"
"yeah, she's so unique! she doesnt give a fuk about what people think"
by missgloryhole69 February 3, 2019
Get the alana championmug.