Cancer

A disease caused by watching Jake Paul.

Guy 1:Oh dude what happened?Why are you in the hospital.

Guy 2:Don't watch Jake Paul...He gave me cancer

by IDKK_KKK May 20, 2018

Cancer

Jake Paul

Billy: How did you get cancer?
Larry: I watched Jake Paul.

by TH47 June 1, 2018

cancer

a disease lacking in humor, surplussing in tumor.

holy shit dude, that 6 centimeter mass in your lungs has no sense of humor. what a killjoy.

also, cancer.

by Hawaiian Dicking July 10, 2009

Cancer

Kids doing Fortnite dances in public

*starts doing orange justice* ewwww fortnite cancer kids

by soundproof 73 October 10, 2018

Cancer

Furries, self-diagnosers, tryhards, flexers, ricegum, Fortnite, leafy, etc.

Little kid in hospital: aww yeah I just won the victory royale!

Doctor: Horrible Parent, I need to speak with you outside. Your son may have cancer

by ChickenDinnerMaster March 3, 2019

Cancer

Those 10 year old kids on the bus that do Fortnite dances and move back so far that the bus needs a bigger bus

Those kids are Cancer

by MaxMemez05 September 20, 2018

Cancer

Fortnite

You play fortnite you have cancer

*beats little jimmy*

by GucciNigger420 March 5, 2019