Bowling ball with your name on it

A gift that is intended more for the giver than the receiver.

From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".

You got her a toolbox for her birthday?!? Kinda a bowling ball with your name on it.

by Mc1081SA August 29, 2021

boston market bowling ball

When you’re in a Boston Market bathroom getting your brown eye 3 fingered by the side chick you met on Friends finder.

Did you hear Joey got a Boston Market bowling ball from some side chick he met.

by Boston Market Bowling ball January 14, 2024

Female bowling ball

A woman with which one engages in a meaningful five minute relationship behind the bar. You pick her up, stick your meat in all three holes then chuck her in the gutter when you are done.

I had your mum last night. She's a female bowling ball

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021

Biloxi bowling ball

When your partner sticks three fingers up your a**hole in the front seat of a 1997 Ford Probe at a Raising Canes in Biloxi Mississippi

I got the three fingered combo(Biloxi bowling ball) in Biloxi and I loved it, AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

by Imooney13 April 16, 2023

Gay bowling ball

A person called Jamie Wright who has a round ass head

You look like a gay bowling ball

by Tom dim May 25, 2018

The Bowling Ball

When someone puts their thumb in another person's anus and other two fingers in or on their genitals.

He broke up the fight by giving the attacker the bowling ball.

by Stepong May 7, 2022

Bowling Ball

When you're engaging in foreplay with a lady, and you insert two fingers in her vagina, and one finger and her poop shoot causing her to curl into the fetal position, after which you proceed to throw her like a bowling ball

Todd: What happened to your wall over there?
Rob: Oh that's from last night when I bowling balled Lindsay, we hit a perfect strike.

by CharlotteTheHarlot September 4, 2014