Tesco

basically just the uk's walmart

"Could you please pop down to Tesco, luv?"

by squid sharts October 18, 2019

Tessa-Tess of Tescos

Tessa of tescos is extremely fit and beautiful. She thinks she is a god and expects nothing less than being treated like one. If you get a tessa tess of tescos never let her go! She is very good in bed and loves to be fucked! The kinkier the better! She loves to get chained up in bed.

"Do you see that girl?"
"Damn shes fit, must be a tessa-tess of tescos!"

by dannywillcocks_11111111 May 29, 2022

dreadfull tesco

A horrifying and twisted tesco

Old lady: im never coming back to dreadfull tesco!!!

by Lyonmeilleurevilledumonde August 12, 2020

a tesco bag

a great ol tesco bag that is brilliant for using but not to be thrown away

i love a tesco bag

by l0vinq September 19, 2021