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technoblade

technoblade is widely known as a pvp god, arguably one of the best youtubers at pvp. he's got a monotone voice which is also apart of his brand.
he's done a face reveal before, but chat called him ugly (im not forgiving you guys for this, hes literally handsome idk what yall were on abt).
techno is also known for his iconic quotes:
"blood for the blood god"
"officer, i drop kicked that child in self defence"
"a lesbian referred to me as actually pretty funny"
person in minecraft monday: "is that technoblade?"
persons team member: *screaming*
by sapnaps doormat February 27, 2021
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Technoblade

An anarchist pig who wants all forms of monarchy and government destroyed and is also really good at PVP.
“We just got kicked out of our country! Do you think that pig over there can help us?”
Nah man, that’s a Technoblade.”
by Lovely lol November 18, 2020
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Technoblade

'Technoblade is cool.'

-Sun Tzu-The Art of War
by Andnowbythesea October 25, 2020
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Technoblade

A minecraft youtuber with over 8 million subscribers. He is known for his wonderful sense of humor, monotone voice, and violence towards orphans (a joke obviously.) He also is a great singer, with classics such as "Blitz."

Some quotes of his:
"If Hypixel has taught me anything, the answer is SLAVERY."
"Officer, I drop-kicked that child in self-defense! You've gotta believe me!"
"You have got to stop bullying people online." "That's what my teacher said and then I made it a career!"
*Playing a game called "Punch The Bats"* "This video is sponsored by PETA
by i'm very cool, i promise August 10, 2021
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Technoblade

A killer pig who spares no life technoblade is a fucking badass who fucking killed Tommyinnit in (Minecraft) Technoblade is so cool that he said (Tommy Go get a fucking life)
Technoblade Hates Kids
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Technoblade

Techno-Blade

The blood god who stabs orphans and plays Minecraft and also drop-kicked a child in self-defense and officers need to believe him
Technoblade problem there no is not.
by anonymous August 23, 2022
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