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rasmus lausten jørgensen

Some who attracts all the pussy in the world. He has a dick so massive that people thinks that it's a third leg. He fucked Kents mom one day. Also a fucking god at Fortnite
Wow that guy has 3 legs!
No it's just Rasmus Lausten Jørgensen
Oh yea that's right.
by MandingoBlaster69 June 11, 2018
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Rasmus Lilaas Skari

Rasmus Lilaas Skari is either a sexy beast or a extremely annoying little boy. He likes big manly sweaty lollipop, but he also likes to eat rotten infants that are so badly decomposed they are moldy. He usually eats smegma soup with cheddar , but wit a hint of lemon. He also likes cooked uturus alone or with a chopped up baby. He loves to joike because he is a so called sapmi
Cornelius Henry Krogh Eckmann: Where is Rasmus Lilaas Skari
Syver Willhelm Bjørnflaten Bast: He is over there joiking his ass of
ok
by MongoPongo May 22, 2023
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rasmus adolfsson funk

Rasmus adolfsson funk your so silver bro get good kid!
by Hextex December 12, 2016
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rasmus munch andersen

He's the coolest guy out there girls. watch out he's a real pussy-magnet and will get all the girld he wants. Other then that he's half asian and half european. he's a great guy and you would love to be his friend or Girlfriends.
Rasmus Munch Andersen Loves Sex on the beach... and in the backseat
by Rasmus Munch Andersen July 22, 2017
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The rasmus disease

An interracial example of a human being, both rat and human at the same time. If you have the disease of rasmus, you tend to fake your addiction of the swedish product snus. The rasmus disease is an even worse example of sveinsexualism
Simon: *comes to hospital with rasmus disease*
Hospital: *evacuates*

"Motherfucker look at your nose home boy! you must have the rasmus disease!"
by Thomdinho April 2, 2018
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Rasmus

Rasmus is a comon name for someone that has alot of money, mostly always gets what he wants, Doesn't have any

self confidence, Mostly always tells others that he is bad at everything and Doesn't have any intrest in girls.

Summary: Rich guy, Doesn't like himself and will never put effort in getting a girlfriend.
Look at that guy going around with the newest and most expensive tech from Apple, But doesn't have any girls around him.
He be a Rasmus
by Rasse October 5, 2018
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Rasmus

Rasmus is the definition of a rat. Small hands, rodent teeth and all.
Ew is that a rat?

No it's just Rasmus
by GNOMEEEE March 2, 2024
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