Portal of Evil

noun.

A website dedicated to some the strangest, stupidest, weirdest, most wrong, hilarious, and evil websites known to man.

Also: POE, PoE, the portal
"Gee, Billy, that sure is one hell of a goth midget beastiality site -- you really oughta submit it to the portalofevil."
by Jesus Christ, spokesperson January 30, 2004
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Love Portal

The area in which a man uses his jousting pole to destroy his female opponent.
I fought her love portal until the morning.
by Mr.Merc January 12, 2009
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The portal gun

Stick ur dick in a girls ass while shoving her under a fence or over a border
Dam bro did u hear about the New Mexican couple
Oh yeah didn’t there daughter do the Portal gun with the border patrol
by Therapist support November 19, 2021
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shame portal

Noun. Shame portal is a word that was used in early anatomy books created by the clergy to describe the vagina. Today it is used more as a derogatory term for a woman's private parts.
Both Jules and Stef have gigantic shame portals that make noise when they walk.
by oak pwrd October 10, 2010
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Pork Portal

A nickname for the inner and outer labia, the fleshy folds that protect a woman's clitoris and vagina - the doors to her pussy.
Pete buried his meat in her sopping wet Pork Portal...
by peejaybee August 11, 2008
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portal master

what everyone calls you in skylanders a portal master usually has alot of freaking skylanders and most portal masters cant figure out witch portal or object goes with witch game they also cant find any freaking creation crystals
master eon: greatings younge portal master
by somegoose January 21, 2021
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Stuck in the portal

When you are super fucked up and people can’t get your attention. This usually happens when one trips on acid and gets stuck in a image or in a visual.
Matty: bro you didn’t really think I was going to get stuck did you
G: bro you were stuck in the portal
by Butterjack January 26, 2019
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