jump out the biscuit

another phrase for saying a pain in the arse.

i have loads of homework to do - thats a jump out the biscuit!

by rachael :) January 16, 2009

butter the biscuit

when a surfer puts surf wax on his surfboard he is "buttering the biscuit."

"hey bro i bailed on that last one. chill while i go butter the biscuit."

by cody sas February 22, 2008

jack the biscuit

When a group of men stand in a circle jerking off on a biscuit or cookie. The last one to cum on the biscuit has to eat it.

I'm sick of playing Trivial Pursuit, let's go jack the biscuit.

by turbodropshop25 August 6, 2010

Risk it for the Biscuit

Very self-explainable, you need to risk to gain; but said in a very awesome swagger way.

Most commonly used in game Player Unknown's Battlegrounds while rushing high-risk sectors for loot, or running towards someone in full level 3 gear with a frying pan.

ME: yoyoyo, there's a guy over there, in that building, he looks super fucking decked out.
TEAMATE: well don't go for him, just wait till you get a gun.
ME: Fuck it, GOTTA RISK IT FOR THE BISCUIT!

*Proceeds to run into house with a pan in hand*
TEAMATE: wtf are you doing.
*Clang*

ME: FUCKING HEADSHOT HIM WITH A PAN!!!! - DIED INSTANTLY LMAAAAOOOO

by Berowulf October 19, 2017

Shoot the Biscuit

A game that involves a group of guys in a circle jerk around a biscuit. The last one to jizz onto the Biscuit is the loser and has to eat the biscuit.

Guy #1: I fucking hate Alberta cowboys.
Guy #2: Why
Guy #1: Those fucking faggots always play shoot the biscuit!

by Old_Spice February 16, 2014

risk it for the biscuit

To risk a daring yet small known act that will help you gain fame in your small community.

The guy, falling off a building without any protection decided to risk it for the biscuit for his family, friends, and his city.

by DaBombBoys September 19, 2016

risk it for the biscuit

To risk a daring yet small known act that will help you gain fame in your small community.

The guy, falling off a building without any protection decided to risk it for the biscuit for his family, friends, and his city.

by DaBombBoys September 19, 2016