Telepathetic

someone who has a really crappy phone.

Tara was really telepathetic, she still had a flip-phone.

by patrickslovesherspongebob November 22, 2011

telemathic

the ability to do math in your head

Colin was able to multiply 13 x 45 telemathically. What a pro. I wish I was a telemath.

by schneidz19 November 20, 2010

telepathetic

The inability to abide by unwritten telephone etiquette.

Could also refer to technology deprived older people’s inability to operate modern smart phones.

"Sandy hung up on me! She's so telepathetic!"

Grandma's measage : "Could you please bring us a juicy dick?"

"I mean duck, damn auto-erect"

"Shit, Gran is REALLY telepathetic!"

by IcySpeedQueen January 24, 2014

Ovary Telepathy

When two or more girls' periods become in sync.
Usually occurs when many girls are around each other for an extened period of time.

My mom and I both got our period yesterday. We have major ovary telepathy.

by pottyface12345 November 6, 2011

telepathetic

(tel-e-pa-thet-ic)
-adjective

1. When two or more people acknowledge the other's discovery of humor in something that is absolutely serious, of course, without the utterance of anything but a chuckle.

Through telepathetic acknowledgement, an inevitable giggle sounded from the two when a paraplegic entered the room.

by Hellaphunt October 30, 2008

telepathetic

The opposite of reading someone's mind. When somebody assumes you know what they mean, when actually, you don't.

Somebody asks you to get them an ice cream, and you bring them a scoop of strawberry on a cone. The person responds, "Strawberry?... You know I like chocolate, and I eat it in a cup..." You respond "Sorry, I can't read minds, I happen to be telepathetic."

by A Man Named "H" March 1, 2010

telepathetic

The state of being when one attempts and fails to communicate via telepathy.

"I was trying to communicate with you telepathically, but I was failing miserably, and it was telepathetic!"

by Sylvermonk December 27, 2007