Squidward

Someone who always is upset or grumpy, always wears dress clothes tie and yes the tie clip, and lastly hates EVEYTHING!

Hey Squidward have you finished those errands yet?

by Writer of none December 21, 2016

Squidward

When a man walks up behind a woman that is laying down, and lays out his balls covering her eyes with the penis over her nose and mouth. Causing the woman to appear like squidward, while creating a muffled speech and jostling the cock when she begins yelling.

She passed out on the couch so I snuck up behind her and woke her up with a squidward.

by Chill_hill5 March 26, 2020

Squidward

The sexiest mother fucker around.

you: hey squidward
squidward: hey hows it going?
you: *internally* omfg hes so hot what do i say next???

by french fry dick September 06, 2019

Squidward

Smacking a girl with your dick and balls simultaneously, leaving behind a squidward shaped imprint.

Scoring system for imprints;
Ball imprint only: 2 points
Penis imprint only: 1 point
Squidward imprint: 10 points

“I laid down the squidward on her hardcore”

by Daddysaur April 17, 2019

squidward

noun. After having cummed in a woman's nose and their voice becomes all nasally...

stop! stop! Im becoming a squidward!

by ___ the Man February 25, 2007

Squidward

girl with a really big nose

Shutup squidward no one asked for your opinion!!!!! The guy from spongebob squarepants with the really big nose.

by Luke Kreiman December 10, 2007

squidward

noun: a penis.

Originated from the term spongebob.

My squidward is hard.

by Doug_AK February 14, 2008