When a man walks up behind a woman that is laying down, and lays out his balls covering her eyes with the penis over her nose and mouth. Causing the woman to appear like squidward, while creating a muffled speech and jostling the cock when she begins yelling.
by Chill_hill5 March 26, 2020
Get the Squidwardmug. Someone who always is upset or grumpy, always wears dress clothes tie and yes the tie clip, and lastly hates EVEYTHING!
by Writer of none December 21, 2016
Get the Squidwardmug. Smacking a girl with your dick and balls simultaneously, leaving behind a squidward shaped imprint.
Scoring system for imprints;
Ball imprint only: 2 points
Penis imprint only: 1 point
Squidward imprint: 10 points
Scoring system for imprints;
Ball imprint only: 2 points
Penis imprint only: 1 point
Squidward imprint: 10 points
by Daddysaur April 16, 2019
Get the Squidwardmug. you: hey squidward
squidward: hey hows it going?
you: *internally* omfg hes so hot what do i say next???
squidward: hey hows it going?
you: *internally* omfg hes so hot what do i say next???
by french fry dick September 6, 2019
Get the Squidwardmug. by ___ the Man February 28, 2007
Get the squidwardmug. Shutup squidward no one asked for your opinion!!!!! The guy from spongebob squarepants with the really big nose.
by Luke Kreiman January 4, 2008
Get the Squidwardmug. 
Get the squidwardmug.