by sabresfan30 February 23, 2016
The act of sitting in a pie and wriggling for sexual pleasure for the person watching. Crying during the act is considered even more arousing. (Native to Hoboken New Jersey)
by elvieandy February 25, 2016
Is the slang term for a fetish in which a person who gains sexual pleasure from from sitting on and wiggling in fresh pie. There are variants with the main fetish as the pivotal feature. It is not considered a form of sploshing.
" Jimmy knew Mark had a particular fetish- like bug squashing aka crush fetish. He had no idea that Mark was a squat cobbler."
by Manny Petty February 23, 2016
A person that is fully clothed, sits on any pie.(Boston cream pie, peach, Apple, and cherry). A costume is often involved. Variations include crybaby squat cobbler where the said person is crying, or also known as Boston cream splat east of the Rockies.
Hey jack let's make a squat cobbler video.
Hey Jim can I buy some pies for my squat cobbler group tonight.
Hey Jim can I buy some pies for my squat cobbler group tonight.
by Agggg33 February 23, 2016
by Whoretism February 25, 2016
by Crafty Trafty March 2, 2016
The act of sitting on pies while fully clothed or mooning the pie. Usual to the sexual pleaser of fetishers through the internet. Defined on the AMC TV show "Better Call Saul".
by darkdragonmc February 26, 2016