An insect that has a lot of legs and eyes. Sometimes fur. Can be poison. Come in all different sizes and colors but are usually brown or black. Makes females scream.
I hate spiders they just crawl all over the place they crawl down my wires, crawl down my plugs, crawel down my wall and I had to go kill it with a book.
by 1069 May 23, 2006
Get the spidermug. Person: "ASDFGHJKL I HATE SPIDERS!"
Spider: Chill bruh, I don't harm-
Person: *hits spider repeatedly with a shoe*
Spider: Chill bruh, I don't harm-
Person: *hits spider repeatedly with a shoe*
by hellaturnt May 5, 2014
Get the Spidersmug. a creature from the depths of hell that shan't be trifled with. It is a reincarnation of satan himself with 8 legs and 8 eyes. He can smell your fear, he can smell your soul. If one comes into contact with said beast. Respond by running away and setting the area around it on fire.
by ynaffit sedohr December 18, 2014
Get the spidermug. E:----------|
B:----------| In guitar tablature
G:--1-2-3-4-|
D:--3-4-1-2-|
A:----------|
E:----------|
B:----------| In guitar tablature
G:--1-2-3-4-|
D:--3-4-1-2-|
A:----------|
E:----------|
by Pedi August 21, 2004
Get the the spidermug. The vagina of a girl who is too ugly to engage in sexual intercourse with a very drunk man. Refers to the likelihood that her cavernous cooter is inhabited solely by venomous arachnids, and that forces beyond her control will prevent her from ever being penetrated by men and most vibrators.
Guy 1: "I can't believe that ol' Spiders was really into you."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I told her that, even if she weren't uglier than shit on toast, my responsibilities to the Klingon Chess Club would prevent me from ever penetrating her."
Guy1: "Hahaha, pwn'd!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, I told her that, even if she weren't uglier than shit on toast, my responsibilities to the Klingon Chess Club would prevent me from ever penetrating her."
Guy1: "Hahaha, pwn'd!"
by nowayhomie April 13, 2006
Get the Spidersmug. The fucking creature everyone despises if you like spiders YOU’RE NOT HUMAN SORRY HUNNY. They might hypnotize you with those beady little eyes but listen, THEY BELONG IN HELL.
Spiders are TERRIFYING.
by Kermitz_Waifu October 26, 2019
Get the Spidersmug. by the cooler penguin27 October 8, 2020
Get the the spidermug.