double sombrero

Originally coined to describe an impressive dribbling trick performed by the Brazilian soccer star Neymar in an international match against Peru, the term "double sombrero" is now used to describe a sex act wherein a sombrero-style hat has two holes cut into the center part of the hat (the part that sits on top of the head, NOT the rim of the hat) on opposite sides before being turned upside down and filled with raw meat, at which point two individuals simultaneously make love to the opposing meat-holes until completion. The individuals participating in the act are known as "sombrereros" or "salseros del sombrero", the ejaculate of the first individual to ejaculate is known as the "salsa primera", and the ejaculate of the second sombrerero is known as the "salsa ultima" or "salsa segunda".
Did you see that game against Peru? Neymar's double sombrero was the greatest move I've ever seen!

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I told my followers I'd Periscope a double sombrero tonight but I can't find a second sombrerero...are you in?
by bigchicago April 08, 2016
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Swedish Sombrero

Dropping fecal matter on a persons head, then immediately putting a hat on their head.
Boylestones totally gave that the chick a Swedish Sombrero last night
by Boyledstones November 29, 2011
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Soggy Sombrero

A pick-me-up coffee made of a shot of espresso with a ratio favoring steamed milk to foam. It’s a wet cappuccino. It’s another name for a wet cappuccino that confuses a barista. It errors a barista out.
Barista: “Hi, what coffee would you like?”

You: “A Soggy Sombrero.”
Barista: “...”
You: “...”
Barista: “...Hi, what kind of coffee would you like?”

You: “A wet cappuccino.”
by MyPseudonymitz March 15, 2021
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SOUR SOMBRERO

When your having sex with a girl on CINCO DE MAYO, and she asks you to cum In her hat...and you do...But you through it in the corner and frget about it....few days later the ( Sour SOMBRERO) ...!!!
Man she told me to give her a SOUR SOMBRERO...but she didn't have a hat....I did it anyway...also known as the crown o cream....
by Sick Em D August 25, 2022
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burning sombrero

When you eat jabeneros for a whole month then ejaculate on a girls face and it creates like a pepper spray feel for her. It also doesn't feel to great for the guy either.
The girl screamed at the top of her lungs after her boyfriend done the burning sombrero on her face.
by dratliff October 24, 2014
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Red Sombrero

A Red Sombrero is when a someone has sunflower seeds in their mouth and proceeds to give another person a blowjob; cutting their dick.
Alejandro gave Patrick a Red Sombrero that causing him to scream in pain.
by Ooof321 May 01, 2018
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Sombrero Drunk

When you are so drunk that you'll buy that $5.00 Mexican Sombrero at the bar, wear it all night while the whole time, thinking that you look so hot.
Brian got Sombrero Drunk the other night, and made a total fool of himself at 5 different bars.
by Carlos and Scott May 30, 2007
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