shite

a better version of shit that indicates an impersonal command form of a verb

shite me sideways; i'm screwed

by C - 8=8 May 08, 2008

Shite

A misspelling of the word "shit" inorder to ensure the pronunciation is not the tradition "shit". A poor attempt at a British, Irish, Scotish or Welsh accent. Should not be used by anyone without the excuse of the corresponding accents.

"Shite! That asshole just cut me off!"

by Sopheap January 26, 2005

Shite

A bri’ish “person”’s inferior version of shit.

Oi bruv I had one ‘oo many bo’ohs o’ wa’ah, I migh’ shite meself!

by Amogusissusfromamogus42 June 10, 2022

shite

Meaning shit

I had a nice, relaxing shit this mornin

by Ich September 30, 2003

utter shite

Something that's not just shit, it's so bad it's shit on another level. (usually used in Ireland)

He was talking utter shite last night.

That band were utter shite.

by Synnojd February 02, 2012

Shite

The past participle of shit; as shit refers to Crystal Methamphetamine.

That shite was bunk!

by Lanober June 20, 2010

Shite Madburger

Noun; (1) To shit festering hot logs uncontrollably out of your ass in an endless stream creating a frozen yogurt effect. Oftentimes pieces of corn, cheese, and otherworldly meat can be seen pertruding from the poo mound. (2) The name of the former portly Prime Minister of Luxembourg

"What the fuck, son?! I invited Shite Madburger over to my pad and he made a greasy doppleganger of a shite madburger.

by Jon Beech August 29, 2006