kick serve

A serve in tennis where the ball has a lot of topspin or side spin. In result, the ball bounces and flies in a different direction. They are most commonly used as second serves because they are very unpredictable and almost always land in.

Damn, his kick serve always lands in.

by Krustev August 29, 2009

Volcanic Soft Serve

A shit that looks like soft serve ice cream that is so large in volume that it actually sticks up out of the toilet water forming a volcanic like peak.

My stomach hurt so bad from eating those burritos, I sat down on the toliet and made a volcanic soft serve.

by moss1972 May 23, 2009

self serve

When you commit something that embarrasses yourself, you say self serve to alleviate yourself of that act.

"Ah snap joe, i just dropped the blunt, self serve, self serve."

by Joe Charger May 8, 2008

Dutch Soft Serve

When one disposes their fecal matter in another's laundry machine. When one turns on their laundry/washer machine to do their clothes, they will be greeted with a happy ending to their laundry.The dutch soft serve causes an instant mixture of feces and clothing fabric to blend together and create the perfect mixture of greatness.

You're at a party and notice someone's laundry/washer machine is sitting unused. You can take adavantage of that and fix your or someone else's/something's fecal matter into the machine. The Dutch Soft Serve.

by BigG123 November 2, 2010

First Come First Serve

First-come, first-served (FCFS) – sometimes first-in, first-served and first-come, first choice – whereby the requests of customers or clients are attended to in the order that they arrived, without other biases or preferences.

There's some nice cake over there, first come first serve!

by KRizzle March 7, 2015

soft serve

used to describe a type of rapper who is too clean cut to rap about bitches, blunts, bling, cars, guns, and/or yayo. Usually has undeserved smug viewpoint of self.

Often fronting on some esoteric bullshit like being from outer space, pondering whether God is a she, or writing an entire album about dreaming.

Responsible for the decline of hardcore rap and the rise of rappers like Drake

man, lupe fiasco's newest joint is way too soft serve for me. it's makin my penis soft!

by all shitley September 13, 2011

self serve

A word to define Masturbation.

"Dude, I SELF SERVE like three times a day!"

by dawg321232145 May 12, 2008