SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude

The experience of pleasure, joy, or self-satisfaction that comes from learning of or witnessing the troubles of severe winter weather “back east,” in other parts of the country where one had previously lived, while on a beach or in a pool in the Southern Californian sun at 65°F or higher.

So many posted weather app screenshots about how gnarly cold it is that I got SoCal Seasonal Schadenfreude, fer sher.

by Etherpixel January 7, 2018

SoCal Asster Blaster

A SoCal (Southern California) Asster Blaster is a response to be used when buying strange combinations of items at a grocery or convenience store (I.E. A cucumber, cat food, and antifreeze)

"What are you gonna use all this for"
"Haven't you ever heard of a SoCal Asster Blaster"

by The Flying Mastadon January 13, 2018

SoCala

A Southern California community mixed within ocala, Fl. Why do you think rednecks hate Californians so much that eventually, they'll get used to them being here even after once weed's completely legal in florida? In the end, a lot of rednecks also develop friendships with the west coast.

Rednecks:You californians done jacked the prices of our goods!
Californians:So sorry to hear that! Want to smoke some?
Redneck:Well, fuck it, let's roll a blunt! We can't stay mad at y'all forever! Welcome to socala!

by RealG92 June 17, 2019

SoCal Dab

When two homies from SoCal say what’s good to each other.

-Hand slap and then knuckles

Down here it’s call a SoCal dab.

by windowsfoyoface October 17, 2019

socalledism

So-called-ism
A fake, perverse, ruinous and morally degenerative facade of true Socialism, often appearing to represent either or both Capitalism and Socialism at the same time, but not intended to ever achieve either of the others great ideals.

Many politicians pay only lip service to the great ideals of Socialism, Communism and Capitalism, but in fact they are socalledists, preaching socalledism.

by Scribemaster June 23, 2020

smocal

a business that is small and local; and person who uses small and local businesses; a state of mind or characteristic of using small and local businesses.

I own a smocal business.

by anonymous November 23, 2020

SoCal

Southern California, swag was invented here.

Guy 1: Hey I'm moving to northern califor-
Guy 2: *Shoots friend in the chest* you're no longer my frind
Guy 1: *fucking dies*
God: Swag.
Guy 2: SoCal gang

by dongdong1 March 8, 2021