there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse

A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.

Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?

Guy 2: No what happened to her?

Guy 1: She died

Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?

Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off

Guy 2: Wtf!

by panda_patches May 7, 2013

swallowed a porcupine

to suck the dick and balls of a extreme harry dick. often involves gagging on the dick and balls at once / aka deep throat.

danielle swallowed a porcupine of a big black guy last night in the room next to mine, i heard here gagging and coughing while he was moaning.

by tommytigger December 2, 2011

swallowed a strand

When your dipping and accidentally swallow your pinch

I think I swallowed a strand I might throw up

by cripple69 February 22, 2014

Swallowed

Surfer tubed though unable to exit.

The wave swallowed him.

by anonymous May 20, 2022

swallower

elesha is a swallower

he ponded my throat so hard he made me an swallower

by lil rice noodle June 30, 2022

SWALLOWER FOLLOWER

(Noun) Fans, subscribers, and followers of those who swallow (oral). i.e. supporters and sponsors know to promote the throat goat.

-Rob'bery aka Phil LaQuey 2025

I just found this hot ass chick on You Tube and she has an OF... I already signed up you know I'm a Swallower Follower.

by Rob'bery March 30, 2025

swallowed a dictionary

use long and unclear words when speaking.

"customers in our pub said I sounded as if I'd swallowed a dictionary"

by Arminkshipper July 21, 2025