getting sprinted

When you have cell phone service through sprint and you can never get service or send texts or use the Internet cause their service is dog shit.

"My texts aren't sending, I'm sick of getting sprinted"

by Meag_ann November 22, 2014

sprint pickle

When a man or woman have sex and foget a condom

I hate when i sprint pickle

by Muffingod08 February 28, 2016

Buffalo sprint

When you have to shit so bad. You are running through the house like a stampede of buffalos knocking everything over.

Man, I just got some Taco Bell, and when it hit me I buffalo sprinted through the lossy knocking a 94 year old women over.

by Reenberg May 27, 2018

mumbai sprint

When you have the squits after a large curry and have to sprint to the water closet before you paint your pants

Bryson:dude last night I had a mad one with the lads at the curry house but now I’ve got the Mumbai sprints

Chad:dude what’s that ?
Bryson:i would tell you that dude but I’ve gotta sprint!

by Squit master 404 October 10, 2017

LJ Sprint

A rapid terrifying explosion of movement towards the nearest functional bathroom in order to prevent a catastrophic spillage of immense fecal matter

Just had to LJ sprint before i made liquid brown in my pants.

by LG Cork September 18, 2021

The Sprints

Having mud butt/diarrhea and immediately running to the bathroom to relieve yourself of the stomach demons. Another expression for the runs.

I had a 5-buck box from the bell for lunch and it gave me the sprints.

by meechuacon July 21, 2017

Sprint

Slow moving behemoth of a communications company, whose employees communicate all the time without communicating anything other than "You need to communicate with somebody else, don't ask who else, just don't ask me" or merely "Adding _____ " hoping some form of intelligent life will be found...much like waiting for a monkey to type out a line of Shakespeare on a typewriter.

I hate dealing with Sprint

by augustschutz July 20, 2017