Russell

A name given to the best penis in the world.

Russell the love muscle

by ChrisHeartsLivvy November 5, 2007

Russell Harounian

A Russell Harounian is the most lizard looking hexagon you will ever meet. He thinks he’s intimidating when in reality, he’s just sleeping in a rat trap!

OMG! Is that a lizard? No, it’s a Russell Harounian

by Lizard.com November 15, 2019

Harry Russell

When a girl is in doggy style, blowing into her hairy ass-hole while violently grabbing her tits until she poops or milk comes out of her tits, then continuing to blow until maximum satisfaction is reached by both parties.

See video here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8PYozPB-8I

Josh: Dude how was the sex with Kelsey last night?
John: She got it doggy and was expecting some anal but I slipped her the Harry Russell instead... she loved it

by Patty Cake March 29, 2015

Maisan Russell

This one fucker who can jump so fucking high he'll eventually go to space and he's good with the ankle breaking

Stop being a maisan russell and jumping to space

by ClayPuncher12345 February 10, 2021

Jamarcus Russell

During the act of male masturbation, when one fires a bleachy load several feet over the tissue-ready receiver hand.

I was beating off in the bathroom, when I Jamarcus Russell'd all over the shower curtain.

by Roffman October 14, 2009

RUSSELLED

To be "russelled" is when a pregnant woman announces that she needs to go pee really bad and someone else all of a sudden runs to the restroom as if they are racing while she's waddling her way over there just so they can get to the restroom before her. The pregnant woman has then just been "russelled" by the other person.

"When I was 8 months pregnant with my son, I excused myself from the dinner table to urinate but my father in law russelled me so I had to wait until he was done in the restroom."

by babycenter November 3, 2013

Jack Russelling

To grab your girlfriends anus hair between your teeth and shake your head vigorously. Just like a Jack Russell wrestling with a piece of rope.

Similiar to motorboating but rectal and hairy.

I was Jack Russelling a girl I met in town all night and now my neck hurts.

by Daddybot October 3, 2012