Puerto Rican Pubes

Well trimmed male genital area, similar to Guido Pubes

After her date with Alejandro, Laura was thankful he had Puerto Rican Pubes because she hates hairy cock-n-balls.

by Gavin Rosdale January 9, 2010

Puerto Rican Nachos

1. (noun, vulgar) -- A customary dish eaten by Puerto Ricans that uses human shit instead of refried beans, on top of a tortilla chip, and usually toped with onions and garlic to fight back the stench. Said dish is most usually eaten as a sexual act.

1. Hey fag , have you eaten the Puerto Rican Nachos recently, or have you just been sucking ass?

by Buttfuckme December 7, 2017

Puerto Rican Point

To pucker one's lips and use them to indicate the location of a certain object or person.

I asked Manny where he keeps the toothpaste and he did the Puerto Rican point to the medicine cabinet.

by rmarcus September 16, 2010

goddamn puerto ricans

AKA nasty motherfuckers who think they're hot shit

Fuck those puerto ricans.

by Whacker December 20, 2004

puerto rican freakin

Freaky puerto rican, puerto female with a high sex drive

My bestie is better known as Puerto Rican Freakin'

by KP7 June 16, 2017

PUERTO RICAN POCKET

When a woman places a non sexual object in her bra for storage or safe keeping.

I put it in my puerto rican pocket.

by Hnasty212818 July 13, 2016

puerto rican paintbrush

when a man shoves his ball sack into a woman's asshole, then slaps his shit covered nuts all over the woman's face.

After that Puerto Rican Paintbrush he gave me, I had to shower 3 times just to get the stink and shit off my face and hair!!! starving artist

by Mr. Dooseldorf November 5, 2014