Real Programmer

"You're not a real programmer if you're not trans woman."

"Real programmers wear programming socks."

"She wears the socks of a real programmer."
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Computer Programmer

A person or group of people who wants their code to work but also question their method if code does not work, but If code works they also question their method.
You are never satisfied with your food, it's like you are a Computer Programmer.
by A Common Programmer November 26, 2021
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Programmer Promenade

A walk or stroll taken by a computer programmer which allows them to put distance between themselves and their work.

Programmers engaging in this behavior are usually still working while the change of scenery helps them perform the mental gymnastics of problem solving. They can frequently be seen carrying insulated cups of coffee when performing this activity.

Plural: When more than one programmer engages in this behavior it is known as a 'Programmer Prom' when standing side by side or 'Programmer Parade' when standing in queue.
James took a programmer promenade this morning to look at the flowers.
by Mother of the Nerds June 10, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes
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GPT programmer

A person who claims they are a programmer, but is just somebody who copies things from ChatGPT and wants to feel like they actually did something
James: Look! I made this program!

Ms. Anon: Splendid! How did you make it?
James: Well, first I asked ChatGP-
Ms. Anon: We do not tolerate GPT programmers in this class!
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artisan programmer

A programmer who writes code entirely by hand with no assistance from AI, or other automated means.
I like to think of myself as an artisan programmer. ChatGPT just isn't for me.
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