programmer

is a guy who programs infinite lines of code

guy: yeah, last line... lets run it
pc:errors detected: 100001
guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
guy2:SHUT UP
guy:NOOOOOOOOOOOO WHATAFAK IDIOTIC PC NOOOOOOOOOOO IDIOT..
guy2:SHUT UPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guy:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GEEEEEEET OOOOOOOOOOOOUT
guy2:SHUT UP IDIOT BEFORE I SMASH YOUR FU**ING FACE INTO POOP AND THEN FLUSH IT INTO TOILET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guy:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
guy2:programmer SHUT UUUUUUUUP

by valeriigvg1alex Minecraft nick December 7, 2025

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Neurological Linguistic Programmers: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 2: Yes
Person 6: Neurological Linguistic Programmers: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

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Programmer Promenade

A walk or stroll taken by a computer programmer which allows them to put distance between themselves and their work.

Programmers engaging in this behavior are usually still working while the change of scenery helps them perform the mental gymnastics of problem solving. They can frequently be seen carrying insulated cups of coffee when performing this activity.

Plural: When more than one programmer engages in this behavior it is known as a 'Programmer Prom' when standing side by side or 'Programmer Parade' when standing in queue.

James took a programmer promenade this morning to look at the flowers.

by Mother of the Nerds June 10, 2024

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Programmer

Professional Google- and/or Stackoverflow user, without them you'll never figure out how to implement the random peace of code in a 6 y/o Stackoverflow post in the new program.

Project manager: guys this task should take 2 days maximum

Programmer : *Writing on google how to write hello world in html* Yes ...

by OnlyMeST November 25, 2021

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Computer Programmer

A person or group of people who wants their code to work but also question their method if code does not work, but If code works they also question their method.

You are never satisfied with your food, it's like you are a Computer Programmer.

by A Common Programmer November 25, 2021

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