Portal of Evil

noun.

A website dedicated to some the strangest, stupidest, weirdest, most wrong, hilarious, and evil websites known to man.

Also: POE, PoE, the portal

"Gee, Billy, that sure is one hell of a goth midget beastiality site -- you really oughta submit it to the portalofevil."

by Jesus Christ, spokesperson January 30, 2004

Love Portal

The area in which a man uses his jousting pole to destroy his female opponent.

I fought her love portal until the morning.

by Mr.Merc January 12, 2009

Stuck in the portal

When you are super fucked up and people can’t get your attention. This usually happens when one trips on acid and gets stuck in a image or in a visual.

Matty: bro you didn’t really think I was going to get stuck did you
G: bro you were stuck in the portal

by Butterjack January 25, 2019

Muddy Portal

When one person defecates into their partners anus and they proceed to shit it back into the original members anus. This resembles a brown portal from the classic game, portal. This can go on for days, minutes, hours, really just as long as you keep shitting

Ben made sure to feast on Taco Bell at lunch night because he was going to attempt the Muddy Portal with his girlfriend tonight!

by Shippy69 November 27, 2019

Aether Portal

The Aether Portal is a Minecraft mod that allows you to build a portal to a realm called Aether, similar to building a Nether portal.

Building it requires you to build a glowstone portal frame (like building a Nether portal) and splashing water inside the frame.

This portal is notorious for ruining our childhood dreams.

Dad: Are ya winning son?
Son, while sobbing: No dad, I tried to build an Aether Portal and it didn't wo-
Dad: Good grief, son! You need mods to build one!

by The7Guy September 9, 2020

Portal Pen

Portal Pen is a DMT vape pen made famous by underground community named after The Matrix.

Yung Jamie; hey that's a new vape pen, pass the weed bro!
Joe Rogan; Bro its my Portal Pen, have you ever tried DMT? got this shit from the Matrix

by joe wackamole January 7, 2021

portal guide

1. One who is adept at traveling through portals.

2. A portal guide can be used to help you find a portal, gateway, or threshold. If you are ready to embark upon a journey beyond all that you know to be... you might need a portal guide.

Portals can have a broad range of interpretations. This is referring to portals that are otherworldly, other-dimensionally, or time portals.

"I accidentally left half my ass in another dimension, I should have hired a portal guide."

by yourheartisaportal May 29, 2016