Polar bear defense

When your getting mauled be a polar bear and you only have once option left. Stick your finger or fingers or fist is his anal cavity. This could result in three outcomes. 1- the polar bear doesn't like it and thinks your gay so he runs away. 2- the polar bear does like it so backs up to u and gives u the option to fuck him or die. You fuck him he let's u free. 3- he doesn't like or is offended by it and kills you on the spot. Which isn't all that bad cuz if you make him more mad he will kill you faster instead of dragging it out.

A man who had heard of Polar bear defense jumped in the polar bear pit and the zoo to swim with the polar bears and they weren't happy. He used polar bear defense and the polar bear let him fuck him Now he is a star on pornhub.

by cletus cccccccccccccccccho October 22, 2017

Bloody Polar Bear

When a used tampon is frozen then subsequently used as a dildo

John: Yo I heard you gave your girlfriend the bloody polar bear last night

Mike: Ya it got nasty when it started to thaw

by Bucknasty Bizzy February 22, 2011

polar bear

A verbal advertisement used by drug users who are willing to 'chill' (have sex) with ANYONE, even the same sex, to do more drugs (polar bears eat everthing). Usually just spoken with nothing else said - indicates they are a polar bear who is ready to have sex with anyone for more drugs.

Someone blurts out "Polar Bear" or "Hey Polar Bear." Normal response is "Sure... I'll chill."

by Razor134 April 17, 2006

polar bear ass

A white girl with a Big Ass and by Ass I mean Ass, because some white girls out there have big Asses!!

Ashley(Boo Boo) has a polar bear ass.

by UCR17 June 26, 2008

Polar Bear Mount

The white person's version of doggy style.

Sarah Palin likes the Polar Bear Mount

by K - Ave MBA January 16, 2009

Polynesian polar bear

When a man and a woman are having sex doggie -style and the man reaches forward, yanking the girls arms out from under her, driving her face into the floor while he continues to have sex with her.

She was having a great time last night, until I pulled a Polynesian polar bear on her.

by SnaggyKrab September 10, 2012

polar bear jerkoff

A French Canadian past time whereby two straight male roommates in a living arrangement agree to dump a pail of snow over the back/head of the other as they climax during masturbation.

My roommate was watching porn with his door open again, so I got a bucket of snow from outsi and gave him a polar bear jerkoff.

by Dick Smoothers April 9, 2015