Couch-pod

The location you sit in for hours, weather on your laptop, watching TV, or eating - you can do it all from the couch-pod. Sometimes one will spend hours in the same location, with laptop, drink, food, and remote all within reach.

Can be used as a verb: couch-podding

Cassia got home from class and spent the next four hours in her couch-pod. But she did eat dinner, write an essay, and squeeze in three hours on facebook.

by AJB2012 September 14, 2010

Tide pods

A yummy snack to eat while you dab on them haters!

Kid: i eat tide pods on a daily basis

Mom: i should of used that abortion coupon.

by Skeetskeet17 January 16, 2018

tide pod

A well-known snack made by the meme lord and is still eaten today. Most people eat tide pods as a snack or for dessert. If you do prefer a healthier snack, then has some Clorox tide pods. There a healthy alternative.

Guy 1: Hey man want some tide pods.
Guy 2: Na man I need something healthier.
Guy 1: I got some Clorox.
Guy 2: I want some of that.

by The binduet January 17, 2018

porn on the pod

Having one or multiple porno flicks on your i pod.

Jim: whats that fucker doing in there
Rob: I think hes beatin off to his porn on the pod.

by Bmw 540i March 4, 2006

Peace Pod

A holy triumphant composed of the finest specimen of vodka-chugging, cigar-smoking, pokemon-catching, tiger-stealing hombres that are the epitome of the word "classic."

"It smells like cigar and vodka in here, and the tiger is missing."
"Looks like the work of the Peace Pod!"

by NoTongue February 28, 2010

Helmer-Pod

A small poop nugget that is stuck in ones butthole.

Marlene is walking funny again, think it might be a Helmer-Pod.

This Helmer-Pod is driving me crazy, I can’t even chainsaw-fart it out!

by em el soups February 9, 2019

pod prod

when one reaches to press their ipod in their pocket through their jeans and it appears to the onlooker that one is prodding one's penis.

John, thinking that his music isn't playing loud enough, decides to turn it up. He takes the easy route, pressing the ipod through his jeans as appose to taking it out of his pocket. A policeman sees, pulls out his gun and shouts
'Take your hand off your penis and lay on the ground!'
'Don't be alarmed officer, it was a mere pod prod', John replies.
The policeman holsters his gun and allows John to get on with his day.

by JCVRS May 27, 2011