bite a tall person day

April 20th is bite a tall person day, go ahead take a bite out of anyone taller then 5,5

Tall ass hoe: wtf why did you just bite me

Short person: its April 20th, bite a tall person day duh!
Tall ass hoe: oh sorry I forgot

by Lindseylohansuperfan April 18, 2021

National be Kind to an Ugly Person Day

"National Be Kind to an Ugly Person Day," observed on August 5th annually, is a day dedicated to promoting kindness and empathy towards individuals based on their perceived physical appearance. The holiday encourages people to look beyond superficial judgments and recognize the inner beauty and worth of everyone. Participants are urged to engage in acts of kindness, offer compliments, and spread positivity to uplift those who may feel marginalized. This day serves as a reminder that true beauty lies within, fostering a more inclusive and compassionate society.

Person A: "Good morning! Let me hold the door for you—did you know today is National Be Kind to an Ugly Person Day?"

Person B: "Thank you! That’s a wonderful idea. Let's make sure everyone feels valued and appreciated."

by ggainer872 August 6, 2024

Throw A Short Person Day

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.

Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock

by kneegrowinatree September 18, 2023

national hug a tall person day

the day that you can hug anyone over 5,2 and they can't do anything about it

bob:*hugs Jane

Jane: why are you hugging me?
bob it's national hug a tall person day
Jane: .....your taller then me
bob: you didn't hug me first

by Demon r slender June 30, 2022