Perpetual Vegetable

A vegetable that is beyond perpetual.

Did you see that concert last night where they threw perpetual vegetables?
I love me a good perpetual Vegetable

by CINNAMON JESUS October 16, 2023

Perpetual Bitch

1. A Perpetual Bitch is someone (a WAMEN in particular) that never stops talking about something that nobody cares about.

2.

That fricking bitch doesn't know about full stop, she's a real perpetual bitch!

by XxTheKnowItAll_xX January 15, 2019

down perpetually

To be so horny and pull no hoes that you use any site to find something to cure your down badness

This guy is down perpetually, he's watching porn 24/7.

by sheeesh.2345 May 12, 2021

fog of perpetual confusion

Fog of perpetual confusion: a state of mind in which one simply cannot comprehend simple logic.

Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.

I tried explaining simple English to Mrs. Williford. The word was "yup." I sent her the urban dictionary meaning her response was "what???". "Fog of perpetual confusion"

by munkieflu March 17, 2014

Perpetual

Going in forever

This chapter is perpetual, it feels like I have been reading for it 3 hours

by Yeetus tha September 28, 2021

Perpetual Wipe

A perpetual wipe is after you drop a steamin load in the John, and, unbeknownst to you, the wiping process will seemingly never end. An unspeakable amount of toilet paper is used, along with several flushes along the way, to avoid clogging of any sort.

Jim: Hey José! where have you been? I have been waiting for at least 30 minutes!

José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe

by Dick Sanders696969 October 14, 2012

Perpetual Bliss

A horrible, horrible play that was performed at the UCF One Act Festival.

Did you see Perpetual Bliss?

Yeah, that show sucked. It was like an episode of "The Office" but without the good acting or witty writing.

by thehonestone12 April 12, 2009