by peef-1 March 8, 2023
Get the peefmug. 
When a man farts through his penis. Also a children's story book character. Coincidence? I think not.
by ScreamingSundae May 11, 2018
Get the Peefmug. 
The practice of Peef is to have a case of such explosive shits that you rocket yourself through the ceiling. It also is when some one shits so hard they tear a hole in their pants or their toilet. The last person to have a case of Peef launched themselves into orbit and was hit by a Satilite, this tragic story is a prime example of why you should wish to never have peef, this is why you never want to go to Chipotle.
by Rscott1st January 25, 2019
Get the Peefmug. The act of forcing air out of the tip of a fully erect or half erect penis. This is basically the male form of queefing.
I woke up this morning with morning wood and I accidentally peefed my bed. It startled me so much that I shit the bed. What a morning.
by Lincoln G. July 31, 2020
Get the Peefmug. 