Peef

The act of forcing air out of the tip of a fully erect or half erect penis. This is basically the male form of queefing.

I woke up this morning with morning wood and I accidentally peefed my bed. It startled me so much that I shit the bed. What a morning.

by Lincoln G. July 31, 2020

peef

penis queef

herald: im a proud peefer!

by idklolIlikefunnyhahas April 8, 2024

Peef

Legit farting through your dick

"Bro I just peefed on katies butt when we were cuddle fuckin"

by 1%penis January 10, 2018

Peef

A special pork and beef hybrid. Very delicious. Often served as a burger however there are other ways to prepare the meat.

"Wow, is that a turkey burger?" "No, it's actually a peef burger and it's so good!"

by CatBotPosie June 27, 2021

Peef

Norwegian slang for American penny

give me a peef

by coolkat August 10, 2020

peef

fart out of ween

" i just peefed out of my ween"

by manly dude 100 September 9, 2019

Peef

When you and your mates are beyond lean and you're just super peefed - blazed beyond definition.

Dude after that cross joint I'm so fucking peefed.

by mjwick October 19, 2015