Peef

Flatulence from a penis.

Dude when I passed my kidney stone I totally peefed.

by DustinBHowe October 14, 2017

Peefed

Passed out from energy exertion. Worked too hard to the point where you’re out like a light

“Hey how are you feeling after work? Oh I’m feeling peefed”

by Aquafor February 2, 2021

Peef

A peef is a noun to describe some who seems kinda sus and has zero rizz. They believe they are the alpha yet remain the beta. Also most of the time they are a retired horse girl. If you’re lucky you can convince the peef to gallop.

Damn sophia’s such a peef she’s got that level zero gyatt

by ivan heindersone May 20, 2024

Peef

The act of forcing air out of the tip of a fully erect or half erect penis. This is basically the male form of queefing.

I woke up this morning with morning wood and I accidentally peefed my bed. It startled me so much that I shit the bed. What a morning.

by Lincoln G. July 31, 2020

Peef

When a man farts through his penis. Also a children's story book character. Coincidence? I think not.

I tried to let it rip, but instead it became a peef.

by ScreamingSundae May 11, 2018

Peef

The practice of Peef is to have a case of such explosive shits that you rocket yourself through the ceiling. It also is when some one shits so hard they tear a hole in their pants or their toilet. The last person to have a case of Peef launched themselves into orbit and was hit by a Satilite, this tragic story is a prime example of why you should wish to never have peef, this is why you never want to go to Chipotle.

Damn bro I just had the biggest fucking Peef ever my house broke.!

by Rscott1st January 25, 2019

Peef

Norwegian slang for American penny

give me a peef

by coolkat August 10, 2020