A sentence someone will say on Valorant if the map will be Pearl and someone will pick an agent named Harbor.
by The Glucker 300 October 25, 2022
When your Japanese wife or girlfriend wakes you up in the morning to have sex, but neglects to tell you she is having her menses (& it's extremely thick). She pounces on you like dive bomber over battleship row. When she's done she casually gets up without saying a word. Then much to your surprise you discover ur lap is a bloody mess. Surprise + bloody mess = Pearl Harbored.
I can't stand the sight of Manhattan clam chowder anymore, after my wife Mika (or insert japanese female name Keiko, Yuki etc) woke me up for some sleepy sex and "Pearl Harbored" me.
by asiangirllover November 19, 2010
when 2 people are having sex in the bath, and 1 hires a japanese woman to come in and take a shit on the other, and run out.
whilst mary was having sex with angel in her 3x3 shower, hiroki comes in and performs a pearl harbor, unbeknownst to mary.
by billseph mcdougal March 24, 2008
by Hawaii Person May 22, 2004
after giving it to the woman from behind you do a good shit in her mouth, leaving her with brown excraments pouring from her mandible.
by chinoface812 February 20, 2008
by Vince and Meghan June 28, 2013
First off, a Pearl Harbor is a Japanese or Hawaiian girl’s vagina. Missing Pearl Harbor is when you try to stick your penis in the Japanese or Hawaiian girl’s vagina, but end up missing. Instead, you stick it in her pee-hole, which will be very painful for her, just as it would had been for the Japanese if they did not manage to attack Pearl Harbor.
by ass-burger December 29, 2009