Payton

A girl who acts like a mentally retarded cat,is a jerk,bitch,asshole,doesn't care about you,acts like she knows everything,almost everyone hates her.no boys like her.

Have you seen Payton she is a God dam fucking asshole!yha I have and I agree!

by Cuthotgirl August 28, 2017

Payton

Payton is a pretty, funny girl but can sometimes be a bitch you can’t really trust her and makes a good friend but not a best friend and she can be very annoying.

Payton told me who u liked.

by Unknown123445558483@399393848 March 11, 2019

payton

he's gay mostly weird if you're a Payton you better run or ill pee on you!!!!

payton your gay
payton: thanks

by greatboi<3 November 1, 2020

payton

a hooker that is awkward in a lot of situations. She has mosquito bite tits and loves it up the ass

Damn why are you master payton

by thisguy25 November 5, 2010

Payton

a fucking duece bag who doesnt know the difference between bitch and titch. hes a fucking queer who likes to spoon and make out with his man friends and brother. he is a selfish rude hypocritical bastard, who enjoys fucking (male and female) smoking weed, and drinking. he usually misses days of school to bone his brother. which explains alot. he is a bad kisser and has horrible teeth.

wow i would hate to be a payton.
wow youre such a payton.

by i love payton January 15, 2008

Payton

A girl who wrote a book about her sexual encounters with Bradley

Wow did you read Payton.

by Human101101 March 7, 2017

Payton

An absolute loser. Sits around on her computer everyday and has a crippling addiction to cats and everything related to them. Her parents don't love her because she racks up the WiFi bill by staying on omegle or Minecraft all day. Shes usually lonely and depressed but has a few close friends. And she probably hates you. Sorry.

Person 1: "Why does that girl wear only black all the time?"
Person 2: "Because she's Payton"

by HEEHEE69420 November 25, 2019