These are problems, which, if you don’t live in Paradise you don’t feel sorry for people that have them. As mywalksinparadise would say, “I know it’s freezing where many of you are at right now, so I know you won’t care, but it’s a little too hot today.”
by mywalksinparadise February 21, 2023
by Anodomini89 January 24, 2009
The paradise shit is when you take a really good shit, that really relaxes you and that just feels really good and relieving, you get your best creative ideas during a paradise shit and life just turns out to not be so bad after one.
Mark: Holy shit dude! I just had a paradise shit
Jeff: FUCK MAN! I WISH I GOT A PARADISE SHIT TODAY, I INSTEAD GOT A JACK THE RIPPER SHIT
Jeff: FUCK MAN! I WISH I GOT A PARADISE SHIT TODAY, I INSTEAD GOT A JACK THE RIPPER SHIT
by Search up Mayor of Lannach September 7, 2021
A small tropical island in Oceania where inhabitants are known as Oblongs and live under Oblong Law.
The island hosts the annual, critically acclaimed music festival, Plumpfest.
The island hosts the annual, critically acclaimed music festival, Plumpfest.
by oblong1 December 12, 2019
An action taken (usually performed by two men) in which one person is on their back (unconscious or conscious) and the other squats their butthole onto the first person's nose.
by InTheEndgame May 5, 2019
by Potatosquashedtatertot December 22, 2019
The act of self-fellatio, not swallowing the resulting jism. Then, using a bendy straw in the shape of either a flamingo or the participant's name, force the jism into your partner's vaginal or anal cavity through means of blowing.
Me and the old ball and chain are gonna go try for a kid, but her cunt is a little too rancid for my richard, so I'm gonna do the old Screwdriver in Paradise method instead.
by smokeyblair June 8, 2019