Real Programmer Spread

The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice

¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers

Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch

Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away

by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 6, 2021

Programmer

Noun /ˈprōˌɡramər/

A machine that turns coffee into code.

Som1: Are you a programmer?
Me: Yes.
My Brain: *Converting coffee into code* please do not move in the process! (in robot voice)

by BGP100 July 19, 2022

Programmer

Noun /ˈprōˌɡramər/

A machine that turns coffee into code.

Som1: Are you a programmer?
Me: Yes.
My Brain: *Converting coffee into code* please do not move in the process! (in robot voice)

by BGP100 July 19, 2022

Neurological Linguistic Programmers: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 2: Yes
Person 6: Neurological Linguistic Programmers: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Real Programmer

A technically savvy trans woman.

"You're not a real programmer if you're not trans woman."

"Real programmers wear programming socks."

"She wears the socks of a real programmer."

by Lil'ith Rose January 2, 2024

Teen Programmer

Programmers starting their careers too early. Always fits with the narrative that teens always have BO.

Friend 1: "Oh wait, you're a teen programmer?"
Teen Programmer: "Yeah?"
Friend 1: "No wonder you smell like shit"

by Hydrogen Goose September 18, 2020