Poochie bear

A strange form of cuddling between two middle age divorced parents that find love with a new person

Stop cuddling like that I'm only 10 you nasty poochie bear

by #SparkleButts March 04, 2017

Poochie Twat

An individual who appears to or does own a small dog. Specifically a ratty little thing that needs some form of coat in the winter; and by kicking standards, you could easily clear your garden hedge if it pissed you off.

Ryan: Sandy, you are such a poochie twat.
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.

anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat

by sandy Bashman May 26, 2011

poochy asf

For something to be 'poochy asf', it must be either resoundingly intuitive or utterly terrible. It's usage is entirely contextual.

Negative Usage
Bill: Holy shit! They hit the north tower! That is NOT poochy asf

Positive Usage
Hank: Did you hear the news? The red wings won!
Chris: Hell yeah! Red wings are poochy asf rn!

by LucFisch October 16, 2022

Poochy

Noun. A person who embodies and epitomizes the adorable qualities that make an individual want to squish, oogle, and squeeze them in all their cuteness. This usually proceeds an outburst of energetic sounds that cannot be explained with words.

"You are such a poochy!"
"I love you poochy"
"You are my poochy. NNNNNNGGGGGGG!!"

by Spookyflame November 11, 2024

Poochies

A nice way to refer to your girlfriend or loved one.

Awww you’re my little
poochies!

by poochieslover July 05, 2022

Poochies

A poochie is someone that you can closely rely on, it's what you call your best friends, if you are feeling creative try adding chackens at the end of it, especially if your friends are country poochies. Anyone you're close with can be a poochie, but some pooches can be more pooch than other poochies

Hey my best poochies pants that chackens are coming

by Xxxesquigi June 05, 2017

Poochy

An irresistibly adorable and squeezable animal or child

"Omg do you see that little poochy over there??"

" Yes what kind of dog is that!? It's adorable, I need it!!

"An Austrian Shepard, what a cute poochy!!"

by Nhammer October 12, 2017