polar bear head

It is the type of fellatio from somebody with cold hands, and lots of teeth.

Person 1: Hey dude, how was head from Jenny?
Person 2: Damn man she puts out but gave some horrible polar bear head.
Person 1: Das it mane

by DAEnarwhalbacon February 22, 2014

Polar Bear Bags

The reusable shopping bags that you can now purchase at grocery stores, instead of using paper or plastic... in hopes that they will decrease global warming, and in effect, save the polar bears.

"Mom, how much did you spend on those Polar Bear Bags?"

by ChristieD June 27, 2008

Polar bear defense

When your getting mauled be a polar bear and you only have once option left. Stick your finger or fingers or fist is his anal cavity. This could result in three outcomes. 1- the polar bear doesn't like it and thinks your gay so he runs away. 2- the polar bear does like it so backs up to u and gives u the option to fuck him or die. You fuck him he let's u free. 3- he doesn't like or is offended by it and kills you on the spot. Which isn't all that bad cuz if you make him more mad he will kill you faster instead of dragging it out.

A man who had heard of Polar bear defense jumped in the polar bear pit and the zoo to swim with the polar bears and they weren't happy. He used polar bear defense and the polar bear let him fuck him Now he is a star on pornhub.

by cletus cccccccccccccccccho October 22, 2017

Polar bear jerk circle

Just imagine having a jerk circle out in the snow butt naked with all your bros and you all jizz at the same time and it freezes mid air

Bro I can’t wait for that polar bear jerk circle next winter

by Dr polar bear jerk circ March 4, 2019

polar bear ass

A white girl with a Big Ass and by Ass I mean Ass, because some white girls out there have big Asses!!

Ashley(Boo Boo) has a polar bear ass.

by UCR17 June 26, 2008

Polar Bear Mount

The white person's version of doggy style.

Sarah Palin likes the Polar Bear Mount

by K - Ave MBA January 16, 2009

polar bear jerkoff

A French Canadian past time whereby two straight male roommates in a living arrangement agree to dump a pail of snow over the back/head of the other as they climax during masturbation.

My roommate was watching porn with his door open again, so I got a bucket of snow from outsi and gave him a polar bear jerkoff.

by Dick Smoothers April 9, 2015