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Covid only killed older people

"BuT wE dIdN't KnOw It At ThE tImE!" ~ Piers Morgan
Hym "Yes we did you fat bitch! Yes we ducking did! And the conservative news-media was on it THE WHOLE TIME! They were shouting it from the rooftops and were condemned and attacked for doing so and ONCE THEY WERE PROVEN CORRECT... The libtards just tucked their heads and walked away as though it never happened. Like a child that threw a baseball through someone's window. We absolutely DID know that Covid only killed older people. We knew the lockdowns were ineffective. We watched as our politicians ignored their own prescriptions. Absolute shill behavior Piers. Pathetic."
by Hym Iam November 21, 2023
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O.W.L older wiser lesbian

A lesbian, usually over 30, that is often sort after for advice on lifestyle, relationships, home improvement and fixing Subaru’s
Jess spoke to an O.W.L older wiser lesbian

as her Subaru needed an oil change
by ..Jess.. July 7, 2024
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Oldering

by BeeboSaysStuff January 3, 2023
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2000s older brother core

People that have watered down nearly every alt subculture and baked it into one big clusterfuck. The clothes needed to achieve the 2000s older brother core aesthetic can be found on aliexpress (bonus points if it is made out of polyester). If you want to really get into it buy the biggest jncos, southpoles, etc and baggiest affliction or tapout shirt (they can't skate and dont know what mma is). Bonus points if they went to a semetary concert wearing an ushanka.
"Name 5 2000s older brother core songs"
"smegmatary, jnco, ushanka, affliction, and skate archive"
by wichkrft December 18, 2024
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Older sibling

a god born before the younger sibling(s), who must deal with the younger sibling(s) nonsense. they are punished more harshly than them, and have to suffer the toture of their younger sibling(s) getting a lesser punishment than them. they get blamed for things they didnt do by their parents and siblings. please send them (and me) free pizza to help them gain back their godly powers -maya froggie
johnny: "i blamed my older sibling for killing our parents today."

person 2 or smth:"...you're a horrible person johnny."
by maya froggie March 13, 2024
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Older Woman Dating

An ad that urbandictionary really wants you to click on
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we’re getting older

My dogs are fine thanks for asking
Bob: Today the topic is we’re getting older
Mark: We’ve done this topic before
Bob: Fuck
Wade: My dogs are fine thanks for asking
by Derivative 69420 July 11, 2023
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