by thebigeffer June 3, 2017

A joke about people who are trying to become DJs/Producer/Music Industry Worker, that they sound more "in the biz" or knowledgable about music on goings by instead of calling Skrillex by his stage name they prefer to refer to him as "Sonny" (his real name) as if they know him personally. Same joke can be applied to any celebrity or star with a stage name / alias.
John: I went to this gig last night, shit was lit.
Mike: Who was playing?
John: Skrillex.
Mike: Oh, you mean Sonny?
Mike: Who was playing?
John: Skrillex.
Mike: Oh, you mean Sonny?
by Hajajaja September 14, 2022

Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.
"I cannot pay you online."
"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."
"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"
"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"
"No, that was it, thank you."
"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."
"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"
"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"
"No, that was it, thank you."
by jillmcpail June 8, 2022

Said every fucking white girl in America who thinks she's cool, mystique, and spiritual because she knows about obsolete astrology concepts and just told you this because you did some minor stupid shit and Capricorn happens to be your sign. The application may vary depending on the victim's corresponding zodiac sign.
You, a Capricorn: "Hey guys I'll be right back, I gotta clean up some glass from a vase I knocked over."
That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"
That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"
by ThePopSmoke(whoisdead) January 18, 2021

by Ayeleeeks October 9, 2024
