October 30

The day the most ugly bitches are born

Oh she ugly must be born October 30

by Doddy doddy Dodd Dodd November 16, 2020

October 30

Short people get to push around anyone taller than them. You have to be 5’2 or under.

Jessica(4’8): “ todays October 30~.”
Isaac( 5’6): “crap- not againnn!”

by A short person😌 October 26, 2020

October 30

National flash your dick day.

You know what day it is October 30 now flash yo dick

by Dickslayer55 October 27, 2020

October 30

Halloween Eve

Friend 1: guess what day it it!
Friend 2: October 30th?
Friend 1: Yes. But it’s also Halloween Eve!!!!

by Ya Stepbro October 27, 2020

October 30

National spam nudes day

“Yo dude today is October 30!”-Man 1
“I know! I can’t wait for my friend to spam me nudes today!” -Man 2

by Suckonthis.com October 29, 2020

October 30

National ask out your crush day

“Hey so it’s October 30 so I wnat to go out with you”

by Annonomus11 October 30, 2020

October 30

Get a booty pic from your girl/boy friend

You: send a booty.pic
Them: what, why are you in my closet

October 30

by Coochietoucher19 October 30, 2020