by Alejandro Fernandez August 24, 2018
Get the flashlight detectivemug. by Captain titties April 6, 2017
Get the Boner Detectivemug. by Emu Sam September 29, 2008
Get the baloney detectionmug. Normally used to loudly call out the presence of a thot in the area, this phrase can also be used to call out the appearance of an important or threatening enemy in a PVE game, such as Hunters in the Division or Colossi in Destiny 2.
Agent 1: Ok, next wave, what's coming?
*hunter appears*
Agent 2: THOT DETECTED!
Agent 1: Thanks for the callout, I almost got hacked!
*hunter appears*
Agent 2: THOT DETECTED!
Agent 1: Thanks for the callout, I almost got hacked!
by sebacostamr December 24, 2018
Get the THOT DETECTED!mug. A syndicate of special agents trained in the art of discovering what is known in the trade as "cretin on cretin love". This is when 2 (or more) lowly delinquents form a relationship based on deceit, only to be discovered and uncovered by the Cretin Detectives. After this relationship is unearthed the detectives are then obliged to bring this matter to the attention of anyone who will listen, causing unknown harm and humiliation to one or more of the Cretins.
Ways in which this can be done:
* Large posters in in highly populated areas.
* Telling family members anonymously.
* Flyer campaigns within large events such as fun fairs and children's game shows.
* Bringing to the attention of your flat mates a carefully placed mirror under a door.
... This will result in maximum circulation.
Ways in which this can be done:
* Large posters in in highly populated areas.
* Telling family members anonymously.
* Flyer campaigns within large events such as fun fairs and children's game shows.
* Bringing to the attention of your flat mates a carefully placed mirror under a door.
... This will result in maximum circulation.
2 (or more) lowly delinquents form a relationship based on the premise that one of them will become bi-sexual and the other in order to hide this will have sexual relations with anyone that looks their way (or not), this includes: driving instructors; ex-boyfriends; ex-boyfriends of best friends; ex friends of boyfriends; friends from the past; friends from the present; and strangers who are friends you haven't met yet.
Eg. "Omgosh, those guys were so caught out by the cretin detectives!"
Eg. "Omgosh, those guys were so caught out by the cretin detectives!"
by Jude Clipsom and Katie Halstead June 19, 2008
Get the Cretin Detectivesmug. The thrusting motion created when providing anal sex to another party. The term derives from a veterinarian providing a domesticated animal a rectal examination.
John: Hey man, when I went into your room yesterday, I saw you doing the Pet Detective on Emily.
James: Yeah. It's all in the arms.
James: Yeah. It's all in the arms.
by Civics March 30, 2012
Get the Pet Detectivemug. by B-Neutron September 11, 2006
Get the Dick Detectivesmug.