narf

A person who brags about having partaken in a vice such as drugs, sex, or alcohol to gain social status.

A braggart loser.
Josh started bragging about how he got high at the game yesterday, what a narf.
by Matt W. and James D. October 19, 2006
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narf rard

an extremely stupid person.

also another way to say fucking retard.
by vesimentu August 30, 2012
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narf

creepy dad with weird cut says aw
“there’s narf in the bushes.”
“run faster narf is right behind us.”
by jimjim789 June 06, 2022
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NARF

by wetback billy September 03, 2008
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Narf

“I’m just marking myself as Interested in the event (on Facebook) because I want to narf their fan base.”
“I’m just marking myself as Interested in the event (on Facebook) because I want to narf their fan base.”
by Flimflam666 June 22, 2019
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Narf

Synonym to "flip", "shit", " fuck", "hell", " heck", in terms of "what the hell"
What the narf are you talking about?
by jonathanator August 05, 2023
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Narf

A British way of saying very or really, usually when one is presented with shocking information.
Person 1: Look there’s Dave!

Person 2: Corrr… he’s narf aged
by J.Inna-Bag September 11, 2022
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