Suck on these Chinese Nuts

the greatest insult in the world, especially when it is said by someone with mental deficiencies and a strangly high voice

"hey Timmy, your retarded."
"SUCK ON THESE CHINESE NUTS!!"

by queenhead6969 May 10, 2010

Strap on a pair of fucking nuts and ...

To execute a project forthwith and with confidence.

Ah, c'mon Billy, strap on a pair of fucking nuts and punch that cop.

by simmah April 1, 2004

Another One Bites My Nuts

Ooh, let's go!

Steve walks gayily down the street,
With his pants pulled way down low.
Ain't no sound but the beating of meat,
The cummies ready to go.

Are you ready, hey are you ready for this?
Are you fucking the woman with your meat?
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
To the beating of meat

Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts
And another one bit, and another one bit
Another one bites my nuts
Hey, I'm gonna bite you, too!
Another one bites my nuts

How do you think I'm gonna lose my voice,
Without you when you're gone?
You took me for all the cummies I had,
And left me dry to my balls.

Are you fapping, is your nutsack dry?
How long can you beat your meat?
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,
To the beating of meat.

Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts
And another one bit, and another one bit
Another one bites my nuts
Hey, I'm gonna bite you, too!
Another one bites my nuts

Hey!
Oohh, stroke it!
Bite my nuts!
Bite my nuts, hey!
Hey
Another one bites my nuts
Another one bites my nuts, ow!
Another one bites my nuts, hey hey
Another one bites my nuts, eehhh ayyy

Ohh, shootout!
There are plenty of ways that you can stroke a man,
And bring him to the ground
You can beat it, you can eat it,
You can treat him bad, and edge him when he's down.
But I'm ready, yes, I'm ready for you
I'm using both hands on my meat,
Out the dickhead the cummies drip,

(add me on discord for the rest + more parodies @Nivid#0004)

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by NickrophiIia February 27, 2019

Nutson

Nutson is a name for a jokingly sly guy. He can get all the girls attention with jokes and his type of music. He’s really nice but can be an ass. Nutson is also cool

That guy was really funny!!

Wow he’s a Nutson!

by dexstop May 16, 2020

Nutson

A word of endearment towards another most similar to calling someone a c**t in Australia

Person: *Literally anything
Me: Yeah Yeah Nutson

by JordanBigEars July 30, 2021