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block notification

The messages you get before someone blocks you.
Person 1: I keep getting block notifications from these chicks man
Person 2: Damn that's rough
by bigdickdavid69 July 14, 2021
mugGet the block notificationmug.
- All notifications are deleted successfully
- All notifications are deleted successfully
by Daisyle216 April 12, 2022
mugGet the - All notifications are deleted successfullymug.

Notification Groupies

A group of people on your Facebook friends list that your not really sure how you know some of them but regularly like and share your posts and end up in your notifications
I got like 14 likes on my last post but it was just my Notification Groupies
by epic cunt September 6, 2016
mugGet the Notification Groupiesmug.

Parental Notification

TFW all of a sudden you experience an increase in red dots across all your socials and you mistake your newfound popularity for the feigned interest of The Rents.

The Rents take an artificial and outsized interest in your mundane posts this time of year because they want you to cancel that cruise and catch two connections so you can have dry turkey and iced tea on the couch like God intended in memory if the Fourth Commandment.
Bro, why are you on your phone so much right now?

Bro my socials are blowing up. So many dots.

What did you post?

A picture of my sandwich.

Let me see.

Oh, Bro. Thanksgiving is next week. This is a parental notification.
by anonymous November 15, 2023
mugGet the Parental Notificationmug.

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