New Mexico

the place you wanna go if you want to experience the closest thing you could get to actual hell.

"Man, I feel really sorry for the people who live in New Mexico"

"Todd, I thought I told you not to bring up that fuckhole. Ever. You're going to the timeout corner."

"Awwwwe.."

by ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ February 11, 2022

New Mexico Rimmer

When you use tajin while giving a rim job.

Hey did you know that they give New Mexico Rimmers here?

by *_*suck_my_cack*_* August 28, 2021

New Mexico Tug

The New Mexico Tug is a sex act where one partner pulls (or tugs) on the other’s penis, stretching it and allowing the partner to begin plucking at the stretched out penis like a guitar string.

I couldn’t get it up last night so we had to do the New Mexico Tug; it hurt like hell.

by Pewbic and Basedyana June 30, 2025

New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.

My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo

by J4VA September 28, 2025

New Mexico Pickle

A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.

Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.

by Ticklish Geoff June 27, 2021

New Mexico Mayonnaise

New Mexico Mayonnaise is when you make a sandwich specially turkey or ham and you fuck it and after you nut, you let the nut marinate for 2 or 3 days preferably for best results and then you grab the nut and spread it on the sandwich and eat it.

I like eating New Mexico Mayonnaise

by NewMexioMan67 February 17, 2026