Portales New Mexico

town that no longer has a maternity wing in the hospital

town that loves football and won state championship 2008-2009 school yr!! GO RAMS!!!!!

Where were u born

Portales New Mexico

by portalesalumni January 5, 2010

Grants New Mexico

Wanna thugs that are only in LAMS aka middle school. They listen to Tupac, Eazy-E, Biggie etc.... They swear that they are about that life. Where homies switch up for other people only because they smoke weed. They wear extremely baggy pants over their Air Jordan 4’s and 5’s. They come to school stoned and thinks it’s funny or cool. It’s normal to have kids at 16 or 17.

Look at those wanna-be gangstas

I know, I hate D a n g e l o

This is why I hate coming to Grants New Mexico

by Jeremy Rodriguez March 4, 2019

hooda math new mexico

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by SnomAvocado April 25, 2022

Laila from New Mexico

She is beautiful a$$ F**k and will steal your heart but is the pure definition of a buttwipe from Mexican I mean New Mexico damn auto correct

Laila from New Mexico is a buttwipe but damn why is she so good looking 😩

by YoungCock July 19, 2023

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Dust and rocks. Thats it. Thats all there is.

Bob: hey, do you have any winter break plans?
Joe: yeah im going to Albuquerque, New Mexico
Bob: isnt it super dry and dusty?
Joe: yeah...

by mycactusisblooming December 27, 2018

Mexico, New York

Mexico, New York is a small town in upstate New York about an hour north of Syracuse. This is a nice little town with a historical background and a gorgeous high school. The people are friendly and nice and the town is the typical small town setting where "everybody knows everybody." It has it's own unique qualities such as it's part in the underground railroad. Mexico has many good aspects and would be a great place to live. It also has great places to hunt, fish, and camp.

Hey we should go to Mexico, New York and hang out

by vietnam charlie 1974 May 27, 2011

New Mexican burglar alarm

Copious junk in the front yard of a home such as flower pots, wind chimes, childrens toys, washer/dryers, rusted out grills, piles of beer bottles and cans, garbage bags, and general litter that provide a crude home security device when a trespasser trips and falls making a load crashing sound alerting the homeowner.

Good thing we're poor white trash Leticia, or we wouldnt have the New Mexican burglar alarm that foiled the prowler who wanted our commerative plates.

by Crazy Daniel "Webster" November 3, 2006